i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened.
Fighter: “I roll a perception check. Uh oh. Uhhh… 3.”
DM: “You’re fairly certain that you don’t hear anything behind that door.”
Cleric + Wizard + Rogue: “We go and listen at the door too!”
DM: “Fine, you guys huddle at the door and all push your ears against the wood. You still don’t hear anything on the other side.”
Party: “… We keep listening.”
|Me:||Cheating at Solitaire are we? Turning the cards two at a time?|
|Kerry:||I did three!|
|Me:||And then when you're losing? Hmm? Cheaters never prosper!|
|Kerry:||I'm gonna prosper when I punch you in the face.|
GACKT is slowly turning into David Bowie.