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lunaticfish

DRIFTER DOG WASHER
IT'S NOT EASY HAVING YOURSELF A GOOD TIME

I am the JAM.

—Medical Records Affirmations #260

What the almighty fuck is their problem? Im sorry that you two are getting a hard time D: asked by hivetato

cyborgkoala:

lunaticfish:

dixie-wolf:

It’s kind of hilarious, though, because the complaint said it should be addressed “before it goes any further,” like ??????????? We are both straight demisexuals who regard each other as sisters, WHERE IS IT GONNA GO???? OH NO, THEY’RE COMPLIMENTING EACH OTHER, WHAT A THREAT TO OUR CHRISTIAN MORALS.

Our general straightness completely not-withstanding-
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, WHAT WERE THEY AFRAID WOULD START HAPPENING? THIS IS THE PART THAT IS SO FUNNY TO ME.

Personal interpretation: they recognize the start of a buddy cop movie when they see one and fully understand the kind of collateral damage that occurs in them.
(which is the one with NO TIME FOR RULES?)

Kerry. Def Kerry.

What the almighty fuck is their problem? Im sorry that you two are getting a hard time D: asked by hivetato

dixie-wolf:

It’s kind of hilarious, though, because the complaint said it should be addressed “before it goes any further,” like ??????????? We are both straight demisexuals who regard each other as sisters, WHERE IS IT GONNA GO???? OH NO, THEY’RE COMPLIMENTING EACH OTHER, WHAT A THREAT TO OUR CHRISTIAN MORALS.

Our general straightness completely not-withstanding-
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, WHAT WERE THEY AFRAID WOULD START HAPPENING? THIS IS THE PART THAT IS SO FUNNY TO ME.

OH MAN

It’s getting funnier and funnier. Apparently part of the complaint was that it “should be addressed before it goes any further.”
“Goes any further?”

DAMN, THERE GO NEXT WEEK’S PLANS TO FUCK ON THE BUSINESS OFFICE FLOOR FOR TEN HOURS

AT WORK

So Kerry and myself are now in danger of being written up because someone saw us hug, and because Kerry asked me to braid her hair last week since she doesn’t know how- and they COMPLAINED ABOUT IT.

NO HAVING FUN AT WORK. NO TOUCHING ALLOWED. NO EYE CONTACT. TURN IN YOUR SENSORY APPENDAGES.

Naoko Takeuchi, creator of Sailor Moon everybody.
(read each box right to left)

(Source: nocturnal)

Just listening to the Framp. Ooh, baby. I love your way.

Just listening to the Framp. Ooh, baby. I love your way.

*leaves this here, whistles*

*leaves this here, whistles*

(Source: artofhau)

Arrival of the Birds / Transformation

Isadora Duncan by Arnold Genthe c. 1915

Isadora Duncan by Arnold Genthe c. 1915

(Source: periwinkle-forest)

Easter tradition, now more relevant than ever!

I have absolutely nothing interesting queued for tonight.

artofhau:

Not a single interesting or exciting thing.

Nothing.



nada

zero things

dixie-wolf:

I have to go to the pet store because we’re out of the “good” cat food and Noah is throwing a fit.

Translation: I’m totally hot, no?

dixie-wolf:

I have to go to the pet store because we’re out of the “good” cat food and Noah is throwing a fit.

Translation: I’m totally hot, no?

(Source: dixie-wolf)

What is wrong with me today

(Source: soulsliveinstars)

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